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Brett’s Plan

January 29th 2009 21:00




I don’t know about you but I dread rental property inspections. I’m sure my fear of them comes from the time I had to let the property manager into a unit I used to rent and he took one look at the place and started shouting at me about what a grot I was.


I thought this was a little unfair because it wasn’t as if a formal inspection was taking place. It was a spur of the moment thing where the property manager called me and asked if he could have a look at something that needed repair. On the other hand, a lawyer friend once told me even if I was to let someone in just to do repairs, I should still tidy the place up just in case they would report the condition of my place to the landlord/property manager.

I had only recently just had an inspection. The property manager was happy to let himself in during the day while I was at work and I said that would be fine. In the days approaching the inspection, I naturally cleaned up the place. My friend Brett happened to be visiting so I used the opportunity to get feedback on how tidy he thought my place was and to ask him what happens during an inspection.

This led to his story about Butterscotch and Gingersnap. I had originally thought Brett was present during his latest inspection. Actually, it had turned out Brett also struck a similar deal with his property manager and was away at the time. For some reason, he didn’t think to hide Butterscotch and Gingersnap, even though he hadn’t gotten permission to have pets on the property.


So when the property manager arrived, he was greeted with the sight of two cats and lots of cat paraphernalia lying around. He later called Brett and said, “When I was there, I noticed some cats. And you had lots of cats stuff lying around, like a carrier, a scratching post…”

Brett came out with the same story my ex-neighbour gives when questioned about her cats: “Oh, I’m looking after them for a friend who’s gone on holidays.”

“When will they be back?” asked the property manager.

“In a few days. So the cats will be gone soon.” As if!

Brett plans to say this whenever he is questioned about the cats. His other plan is to hide them at a friend’s house for a few hours the next time an inspection is done. After all, the property manager can’t prove that the cats are always on the premises…
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One Naughty Joke

January 28th 2009 21:00
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Andrea’s Caterpillar Fantasies

January 27th 2009 21:00


Image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.


My best friend Andrea has something in common with me: our morbid fear of caterpillars. We have been terrified of them for as long as we have known each other.

Unlike me, though, who would rather not come across or think about any caterpillars, Andrea likes to fantasise about what she would like to do to them. She once told me she thought drowning them in washing detergent would be a good one. Another one would be burning them. Hearing her narrate her fantasies is enough to put chills up my spine.

Like most fantasies, these are kept purely in her imagination. A few months ago Andrea and her family moved house. Unfortunately for Andrea and her children, caterpillars seem to be able to get inside. She has no idea how they end up in her house. Andrea has forced herself to overcome her phobia for the sake of her children as she doesn’t want the caterpillars in the house in case her children touch them and get stung. So in reality, instead of using a stick and pushing them into a bucket of water to drown them or starting a small fire near them, Andrea has resorted to a more humble method of getting rid of them: getting a sheet of paper and holding it to the wall and waiting for the caterpillar to crawl onto it so she can then release it back outside.

This is an oldie but a goodie; a fellow caterpillar phobic used to do that at school. Same with my dad the time we found a huge green one in our house.
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Butterscotch Hasn’t Got ESP

January 26th 2009 21:00
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Would You Clone Your Pet?

January 25th 2009 21:00


Photo by Sogning. Used in accordance with the terms of Wikimedia Commons’ GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

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You Learn a New Thing Every Day…

January 22nd 2009 21:00


Photo by Appaloosa. Used in accordance with the terms of Wikimedia Commons’ GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

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Photo by Clavecin. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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Brett Lets His Cats Outside Again

January 20th 2009 21:00
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The Maggot Car

January 19th 2009 21:00


Photo by Tarquin. Used in accordance with the terms of Wikimedia Commons’ GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

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The Very Large Caterpillar Dream

January 18th 2009 21:00


Photo by Rjb uk. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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Photo by Wknight94. Used in accordance with the terms of Wikimedia Commons’ GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

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RSPCA Project: Guardian Angel Web Site

January 14th 2009 21:00


Photo by B@rt. Used in accordance with the terms of Wikimedia Commons’ GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

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My Kitty Friend Has Disappeared

January 12th 2009 21:00
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Tails of the city

January 11th 2009 21:00
Oops. Talk about sloppy typing! Being a lousy typist, I almost typed tales instead of tails in the heading.

Tails of the city is an exhibition currently on at the Museum of Sydney. It covers the history of pet ownership in Sydney from the 19th century onwards. Along with the usual tales of cats and dogs, there are photographs of pet owners with more unusual companion animals such as snakes, ferrets, ducks, macaws and alpacas.

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My Landlord Says No Pets

January 8th 2009 21:00


Photo by Ilja Mack. Used in accordance with the terms of Wikimedia Commons’ GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

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My Sister Collects Porcelain Cats

January 7th 2009 21:00


Photo by Lorn. Used in accordance with the terms of Wikimedia Commons’ GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

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“I was a Mummified Cat”

January 6th 2009 21:00


Photo by Jon Bodsworth. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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Barley

January 5th 2009 21:00


Photo by Burnt. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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More on Dewey the Cat

January 4th 2009 21:00


As promised, I bought a copy of Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World by Vicki Myron. I couldn’t help but be touched by the story of Dewey, who started off in life as an abandoned kitten. Left in a library after-hours collection chute in the middle of winter, Dewey is adopted by one of the librarians, one Vicki Myron.

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Okay, so I Bit the Bullet

January 1st 2009 21:03

Photo by Warren Szeto. Couresy of Wikimedia Commons.


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