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Quirky Folk - May 2009




I was horrified when I heard this story. Brett, who lives in Darlinghurst, told me he had planned to keep his felines locked inside his house during the Mardi Gras celebration. Like any concerned pet owner, he didn’t want his cats to be outside on a night when there would be many noisy and drunk people about.


Unfortunately, things did not go according to plan.

On Mardi Gras night, Brett decided to have a friend stay over. This is the same friend who left the door open about a year ago, causing Butterscotch to run away and go missing for several days.

The friend, who is not partial to cats, left the back door open again while Brett was asleep. By the time Brett realised what had happened, the door had been left opened overnight and the cats had gone missing.

Unlike the previous time, though, Brett had no problems locating his babies. There they were, standing outside the front of his house, waiting to be let in.

I curse the friend for letting this happen. The trouble is he is a smoker and Brett isn’t, so he makes him go outside for a smoke. And because the friend doesn’t like cats, he tries to avoid Butterscotch and Gingersnap wherever possible to the point where he literally backs away whenever they approach him. I don’t think he would be inclined to grab the cats like I do the moment they try to go out the back door.

At least my boys are safe and sound again. It’s been a couple of weeks since I’ve last seen them and I can’t wait to be with them again.

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Breedism: Racism Among Cats

May 28th 2009 21:00


Photo by Radosiewka. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

It began like any other day. I was at the supermarket, minding my own business. The problem with my local supermarket is that it is small so if there is a particular checkout person you don’t like, chances are you will keep running into them.

So there I was, paying for my groceries when this Asian checkout chick asked me if I was Korean.

My hackles immediately rose at her attempt to pigeonhole me and I said, “No’ in the iciest voice I could manage.

She gave me my change and I stomped out of the supermarket, muttering “Racist” as I left.

If you wonder why I hate people, one of the many reasons is that some of them are so provincial and ask such stupid questions. What’s it to her what species I am (as we used to say in school)? Does it really matter whether or not I am Korean? How does it affect her? Maybe she is Korean and wants to befriend another Korean. But if so, why should she just stick with her own species? She’s in a multicultural city after all. You can’t avoid non-Korean people.

Or maybe she doesn’t like Koreans. Again, why should it matter? I’m only a customer, not someone in her inner social circle. So who gives a f*** what I am? All that really matters is that I am a human being and I want to be treated like one, thank you very much.

And before you say you think I’m overreacting, all my friends from non-English speaking backgrounds say they react the same way. It’s only some of my Anglo-Saxon descent friends who say stuff like, “They’re trying to get to know you/strike a conversation/meet someone from their own background. You’re over-reacting etc.” As if a white person living in a predominantly white society can actually relate to what it feels like to be part of the minority and to be called Ching Chong every day at school.

Can you imagine cats or any other animal behaving like this? Picture this: a Siamese cat meets an ordinary tabby.

Siamese cat: Are you Siamese?
Tabby: No.

Or this:

Tabby: Where did you come from?
Siamese cat: I was born here.
Tabby: Where did your parents come from?
Siamese cat: They were also born here. We’re Australian.
Tabby: Where did your grandparents come from?
Siamese cat: They were also born here.
Tabby: Then what about your great-grandparents?

Can you see where this is heading? The implication is that a person of non-Anglo Saxon background doesn’t belong here, which is offensive. After all, can you imagine someone with blonde hair and blue eyes being interrogated in the same way?

By behaving in such a way, the questioner is only revealing their own inadequacies and how provincial they are. I think animals are above this kind of nonsense.

Can you imagine cats behaving like this?

Case in point:

Tabby: You don’t belong here. Go back to where you came from, you smelly, slanty-eyed Siamese cat.

To the pigeon-holing checkout chick: get over it.
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For those of who are lazy enough to stomach this, I have discovered an effective way of cleaning dishes.

When you want your dishes cleaned perfectly (provided that there’s no crusty food on them), leave them overnight in the sink long enough for the cockroaches to have a munch. The next day, provided there are cockroaches, you will find clean plates and cutlery. All is then required is a quick rinse under the tap and, hey, presto, clean dishes. I discovered this by accident and it works every time for me!
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My Family

May 26th 2009 21:02


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Photo by Snalwibma. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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A Kitten is Named After Cat Man

May 21st 2009 21:00


Photo by Beth13053. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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The Glowing Eye Effect

May 19th 2009 21:00


Photo by Lcolson. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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One Gory Cat Book

May 18th 2009 21:00


Having promised myself to stop buying cat books, I came across the Australian Edition of a Dutch book called Medical ABC for Cats HERE. It was inexpensive, practical and, more importantly, small. I justified my purchase by telling myself if I do decide to get a cat one day, I will definitely need this book as a reference tool. But don’t let its slim size fool you. This book is jammed packed with information, even if it can be confronting at times. For example, photos of cute and healthy felines have been juxtaposed with shots of sick and injured cats.

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Photo by Mathijs Romans. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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Maybe Recycling is a Myth

May 14th 2009 21:00
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I Feel Like Crying

May 13th 2009 21:00
A few weekends ago I was hanging out with Brett and playing with his cats when we started having an argument.

Brett had some digital music TV station on in the background which was playing various “party tunes” as it liked to call them. All of a sudden, they played REO Speedwagon’s Can’t Fight This Feeling.

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Trying to Sleep with Gingersnap

May 12th 2009 21:00
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Dogism

May 7th 2009 21:00

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Great! I have a Maggot Dream

May 6th 2009 21:00


Photo by Jon Sullivan. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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Tell me about it...

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Feeding the GTC

May 4th 2009 21:00
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Gingersnap is now a Dress-Biter

May 3rd 2009 21:00
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