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Quirky Folk - January 2012

Grey One

January 31st 2012 21:00



Weeks after I decided to make the GTC my wife, I had a late night fling with a cat I’ve named Grey One.

Whilst I was heading to the city to watch St Marys Cathedral being lit up with the Christmas light show, I noticed a couple ahead of me. They stopped in front of a terrace house and crouched down, making little squeaks. That said one thing: There was a cat around.


I crouched down with them. They were stroking something.

“Let the lady touch her,” said the guy to his girlfriend.

I reached out and stroked something furry. In the dark, I managed to make out a grey coloured cat. I noticed its coat was not as silky as Butterscotch and Gingersnap’s. In fact, it felt kind of rough, like the GTC’s. I can understand the GTC having rough fur since she rolls around on the ground all day long and is a street cat. But this cat was obviously a pet with a metallic collar which had a bell on it.

“Evening,” said the girlfriend as the couple got up to leave.

“Evening,” I replied.

When I returned from St Marys, Grey One was still there. I got to stroke her many, many times. I have never met such an active cat; she simply could not stay still which meant I had to take about twenty photos just to get one of her face. Or maybe she’s just camera shy, like her relative Gingersnap. And, like Gingersnap, she could not stop purring. Unlike Gingersnap, though, her purring did not sound like an engine. A pig grunting would have been a better description.

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The Rushcutters Bay cat

January 30th 2012 21:00



Walking home just before Christmas from Rushcutters Bay, I spied a four-legged friend in the distance. I knew what to do. I crouched down, blinked and miaowed at the tabby. It stared at me for several moments before deciding I was okay. It proceeded to move towards me. I took some photos. Then I heard footsteps from behind me. The tabby leaped away. I wondered why the cat was happy to approach me but not her. I soon knew why.

“Paparazzi,” she said.

Huh?

“You understand that word? Paparazzi?” she said.

F*ck off, I thought. I don’t need this racist sh*t. Just because I’m Asian doesn’t mean I don’t understand Anglais.

“You like cats?”

“Yes,” I said, thinking what a cretin. The cat was right to run off.

I went searching for it. I had seen it run into a garden that had been fenced off. I made little mouse-like sounds. It looked at me from the distance but refused to come closer. I couldn’t blame it. It could spot an idiot a mile away.

The woman soon f*cked off, much to my relief. I then made my way home, thinking about more intelligent people such as Brett.
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Playing Messenger

January 29th 2012 21:01

Image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.


I finally caught up with Brett the other day. I had not seen him for three weeks. We were at a club watching our friends play in a band (yes, the same band where I encountered that lady who wanted to be friends with me after speaking to me for five seconds).

After talking about Christmas and New Years Eve, I decided to broach the subject of Anastasia. I didn’t know how to delicately phrase it so I came out with: “I managed to track down Anastasia. She asked me to remind you that you owe her twelve hundred dollars.”

I could not hear Brett’s response over the music. Later on, he told me his car – which he needs for work as his job requires daily travel – had just broken down and he spent four thousand dollars repairing it. Looks like I won’t be getting any money to forward onto Anastasia any time soon. Of course, I could always get Brett to pay her directly but if I could get some money out of him, it would give me a legitimate reason to contact her. As my sister put it crudely, “I’m sure if you leave a message telling her you are arranging part of Brett’s debt to be paid on his behalf that she would call you back immediately.” I also happen to be more reliable than Brett.
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My Heart Aches

January 26th 2012 21:00
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Disco Duck

January 25th 2012 21:00
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I Feel Awful

January 24th 2012 21:00
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Leave me Alone (Revisited)

January 23rd 2012 21:02


Anyone who knows me knows while I am big on animals, the same does not apply to humans. It’s not that I’m anti-social; I just want to be left alone.

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Catism

January 22nd 2012 21:00
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The Mystery of the Exploding Whale

January 19th 2012 21:00


Just before Christmas, I had just come home after attending my office Xmas party. I sat down to read the paper and noticed the TV guide mentioned a program called Natural Mysteries. With a title like that, it sounded like In Search of… or William Shatner’s Weird or What? I raced over to the TV.

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Winners and Losers

January 18th 2012 21:00


How dopey is this? I saw some coins in a water fountain. Since there wasn’t many people around, I decided to go for a wade. I ended up picking up twenty cents. I also noticed the bottom of my handbag was wet but thought nothing of it; after all, it was a leather bag and it was waterproof to a certain degree.

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Scaredy Black cat

January 17th 2012 21:00
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Lingering Afterthoughts

January 16th 2012 21:00
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Debt Collector

January 15th 2012 21:00

Photo by BrokenSegue. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.


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Single White Female, who me?

January 12th 2012 21:00

Photo by Thisisbossi. Used in accordance with the terms of Wikimedia Commons’ GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.


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Oops! Calendar Club is Back

January 9th 2012 21:00


Last October and November I bought a couple of cat calendars. With no sign of the Calendar Club stalls in sight, I thought I was finally safe from my calendar mania. And, with the collapse of Angus & Robertson and Borders, who are also owned by the same people who own CC, I thought they had gone for good. And then, towards the end of November, I spotted one in Broadway Shopping Centre. My heart dropped as I thought about my mortgage and wondered if I had the self control to stop myself from buying more calendars.

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The Boys are Truly Gone

January 8th 2012 21:00


Catching up with Brett just before the festive season, I asked him if he had any news on my beloved Tonks.

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The Downside to Eating Less Meat

January 5th 2012 21:00


After reading Peter Singer’s Animal Liberation, I felt compelled to eat less meat. I was also trying to lose weight which gave me another reason to cut back on my meat consumption.

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Free Range – not!

January 4th 2012 21:00
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Don’t you Pull That Tail

January 2nd 2012 21:00
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Just a Gentle Reminder…

January 1st 2012 21:00


…to support the RSPCA during the festive season. Far too many animals are destroyed year after year.

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