Calendar Frenzy
February 22nd 2011 21:00
Now that we are into 2011, calendar prices have dropped. And I mean, really dropped. Popping into Calendar Club one day for yet another browse, I noticed the prices had dropped from 40% off to a massive 70% off. I went in search for some more calendars and bought one. I then returned the next day to buy some more.
The one I was after appeared to have been sold. Just to double check, I went through all their calendars and discovered some cat calendars had been filed away with the dog and art ones. You would think by now I would be stocking up. Instead, I was paralysed by the amount of beautiful calendars that I liked equally. What to do, what to do? Flip a coin? Play Blind Man’s Buff? Let fate take its course?
In the end, I bought nothing. It was way too hard to narrow it down to one or two. When I told Fred, he laughed.
My sister only snarled at me and used a crude Cantonese expression which, when translated into English, means something along the lines of “You’re being a wanker” followed by (in English), “How many cat calendars do you need? Why don’t you just download pictures of them? There must be hundreds that are on the internet.”
Hundreds? You’ve got to be joking. Try thousands, millions…
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