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New Surroundings, new Scents

May 19th 2011 21:03


Today I got another progress report: Apparently Butterscotch and Gingersnap have changed smell.

“How can they change smell?” I asked Brett. All I got was a “I dunno.” The last I saw them, they smelt of tuna. In fact, that was one of my favourite things to do. I would come up to them while they were lying down and bury my face in their fur and inhale the luxurious scent of Eau de Tuna. I used to do that to my ex-neighbour’s cats as well.


Must be due to a change of diet. Speaking of which, my doctor once told me the more meat a person eats, the more their number twos stink. “Vegetarian poos don’t smell as much,” he told me. That reminds me of Fred’s stories about how eating certain foods can change the taste of certain bodily secretions I need not mention here…
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