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No More Chunky Butterscotch

April 12th 2010 21:00

Butterscotch in his slim days.


Now that Brett has cat food to feed his felines, he’s now saying that they are getting fat, particularly Butterscotch. Apparently, once let loose, both cats wander up and down the street and get fed along the way.


“The neighbours love them,” says Brett. “They must get fed about eight times a day.”

I haven’t noticed any chunkiness but then again, the last time I saw them, they spent most of the time asleep. Brett says they have developed kitty beer guts.

Brett decided to tell me all this to explain why he wasn’t too concerned about forgetting to give them dinner the other night.

“They need to lose weight anyway,” he says.

What I don’t get is why Brett then said he would give them ham for a snack. Hello? My ex-neighbour did that and her cats became chunky. She had to put them on a kitty diet.
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