Ten Signs You Were a Rottweiler in a Previous Life
August 18th 2008 21:00
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I was feeling grouchy today so I decided to compile this list, which sums up exactly how I feel. Enjoy!
Ten signs you were a rottweiler in a previous life:
1. You constantly feel grouchy.
2. You see every unknown person as the ‘enemy’.
3. You snarl at people, including your friends.
4. You wish people would just leave you alone.
5. You don’t suffer fools gladly.
6. Your friends describe you as territorial, aggressive and anti-social.
7. You enter into petty fights with strangers just for the sake of having a go at someone e.g. fighting over old newspapers.
8. Your careers adviser tells you jobs you are best suited to include: bouncer, security guard, police officer and customs officer. Basically any job that requires authority, a surly manner, a badge and a uniform.
9. You would rather be feared than liked.
10. You don’t have many friends but you are fiercely loyal to the ones you do have.
A psychologist friend told me if you say, “Have a nice day” to an angry person, guaranteed, it will make them explode. Maybe I should try it one day.
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