March 10th 2014 21:00
“Look at the fur. It’s so exquisite,” said Edmund when I showed him this photo of Grey One. “And those eyes are so bright.”
Like my other friends Edmund was pleased I finally had a furry companion in my life. “I have no time for people,” I said. “But I have all the time for animals.”
“I sure do. That’s why I believe in animal supremacy.”
“So if someone close to you and Butterscotch were stuck on a boat and the boat was about to sink, who would you save first?” challenged a colleague. I had to be honest. “Butterscotch,” I said. “The human can always swim.”
“There’s no way I would put any animal over my fiancé,” she replied.
“Well, you’re talking to an animal supremacist here so in my world animals come first.”