July 24th 2014 21:00
Grey One has been very naughty lately. She refuses to sleep on her cat bed, preferring to sleep on my friend's bed. This would not be an issue if it wasn't for the fact GO has been hogging the bed.
"She slept at the foot of the bed so I had to sleep upside down," said my friend. "Now she sleeps on the pillow horizontally so she ends up taking up three quarters of it. When I nudge her she refuses to budge so I end up pushed up against the wall." My friend also hasn't got the heart to give her anything more than a gentle nudge.
Then this morning my friend said GO decided to plonk herself right in the middle of the bed. No amount of gentle nudging would move her so again she ended up sleeping with her nose against the wall.
"If Maloos would condescend to talk, your friend would probably find that she believes the bed is hers and that she should consider herself fortunate that she is gracious enough to share it with a smelly human," said Fred. Spot on!