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The Bedhogger

July 24th 2014 21:00




Grey One has been very naughty lately. She refuses to sleep on her cat bed, preferring to sleep on my friend's bed. This would not be an issue if it wasn't for the fact GO has been hogging the bed.

"She slept at the foot of the bed so I had to sleep upside down," said my friend. "Now she sleeps on the pillow horizontally so she ends up taking up three quarters of it. When I nudge her she refuses to budge so I end up pushed up against the wall." My friend also hasn't got the heart to give her anything more than a gentle nudge.


Then this morning my friend said GO decided to plonk herself right in the middle of the bed. No amount of gentle nudging would move her so again she ended up sleeping with her nose against the wall.

"If Maloos would condescend to talk, your friend would probably find that she believes the bed is hers and that she should consider herself fortunate that she is gracious enough to share it with a smelly human," said Fred. Spot on!

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Jungle Kitty

July 23rd 2014 21:00



Can you spot the GTC amongst the greenery?

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Sleeping Grey One

July 22nd 2014 21:00



This is what GO looks like when she's actually asleep. She will turn her head upside down with her mouth partially open and snore softly. Sometimes her paws will twitch (kitty dream, perhaps?)

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Sleepy Cat # 2

July 21st 2014 21:00
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Sleepy Cat #1

July 20th 2014 21:00
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Big Max

July 17th 2014 21:00
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Defeatism

July 16th 2014 21:00
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Don't you Know Your Greek?

July 15th 2014 21:00


During my last catch up with Edmund my psychologist friend I decided to ask him if he thought I was a misanthrope. For years he had avoided that question. Finally he said "You can't be a misanthrope as they hate women."

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Alphabet

July 14th 2014 21:00


It was my typical Sunday. As usual I texted Fred to ask if he wanted me to accompany him on duty. His reply was "Not going yet. It's TFH."

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The Echo Technique

July 13th 2014 21:00

Ten days after that racist woman picked a fight with me I relayed the entire incident to Edmund my psychologist friend who also happens to be an ABC (Australian Born Chinese). He chuckled and said "That was artfully done."

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