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Cat Convention No. 2

November 20th 2014 21:00



This time the attendees are Min and Rocky.



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Team Meeting

November 19th 2014 21:00




I think I am getting crazier by the second. Like many pet parents, I have gotten into the habit of talking to Grey One, not that she understands. I tend to ask her if she would like to have a team meeting. This reference goes back to the days when I worked with my friend Rachel and she would vent her frustration with me. We had a fantasy where Butterscotch was our manager and he would constantly hold team meetings. Rachel was awed by how cute the idea was, especially when I said Butterscotch would put his paw on her wrist when she was stressed.


"The paw..."she would moan.

Nowadays Rachel spends time with her companion, her Boo stuffed toy. I am not joking; he travels everywhere with her and her Facebook updates are full of photos of them sightseeing. Maybe I should do the same thing with my stuffed cat toys, particularly Tulip.

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Neutral

November 18th 2014 21:00


ďYou know that cat thatís in the vet? I couldnít believe that was a real cat,Ē said one of my colleagues. ďIíve never seen a cat with such a fixed expression. It didnít move and its face was so neutral. I had to go inside and ask them if it was real. They said yes and that itís been here for so long itís become part of the furniture.Ē

ďI call that cat the mascot,Ē I said.

It has been a joy to see it every morning. That said, I havenít seen it for a few days. Meanwhile, my friend says Grey One has permanently abandoned her kitty bed, preferring to sleep right in the middle of the bed.


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Letís Take This Outside

November 17th 2014 21:00

After being whacked by a cyclistís bicycle and the usual unpleasant encounters with Homo Sapiens I seem to come across with every day, I am far from being in the mood for dealing with people. Neither is Grey One. Can you believe the little bugger has worked out how to open my friendís wardrobe so she can retreat inside whenever she needs some peace and quiet?

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D, Cyclist, D

November 16th 2014 21:00

It goes without saying as misanthropes, Fred and I hate cyclists. In fact, we hate anything with two legs except for birds.

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Itchy, Itchy

November 13th 2014 21:00
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Cat Convention Part 2

November 12th 2014 21:01
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Cat Convention Part 1

November 11th 2014 21:01
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The New Power Generation

November 10th 2014 21:00


My best friend Andrea and I catch up every Sunday. Because we are both Australian Born Chinese, we like to vent about our frustrations with not fitting in with the Chinese community, amongst other racial issues.

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Perching GTC

November 9th 2014 21:00
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